Undeclared, Unauthorised Existence

Rogatory Commission No. XX issued by Mrs Bigtoe,
the eternal foe of all criminals, examining magistrate
at the specialized interregional jurisdictions at the
Court of First Instance of Lyons

Proceedings against Mr Goodfellow born in the year
of the Gnat in the Estuary, who is charged with the
following: Unauthorised import of drugs and
unauthorised transport of drugs

Import of undeclared goods dangerous to morality and
public security – this criminal has an undeclared and
unauthorised existence, should be shot for being an
imposter of the respectable being

He would have been if he were not forever dabbling with
drugs, remand him in custody, sentence him to long
imprisonment so he can perfect his skills among
fellow criminals

This is the way modern humanity deals with this vermin
pestering the earth and enslaving innocent members
of the species who would have been mere drunks if
they had no access to drugs…

Erstwhile Toy Lady

In pursuit of general knowledge and understanding
the world I found the autobiography of a women who
turned into a toy when she was eight and decided to
turn into a human being at age thirty something

Bad culture shock, my preference is cross-bow mur-
derers and aesthetic photographers killing their victims,
not drug lords who make toys out of people, today the
erstwhile toy lady is ill and is staging a play of her life

Ostensibly warning other women what happens when
humans turns into porcelain things, yet the melodrama
might convince many a bored young woman to follow
suit, no work and no learning required

Existing as the playthings for strange people too lazy
to catch and kill their own victims – what a world we
live in, it takes hard work to find the right victimizer, I
am a very bad victim it seems, insisting on

What kind of suffering seems the best suited to my
ideas of adventure…

Atrocious Probabilities

A newspaper heading posing a question:
True Love - she seventy-seven, he thirty-
four; Paul Kruger, President who propelled
South Africa into self-destructive revolt
against invading England did not mind
sacrificing our people to his own dreams
while practicing nepotism to the Nth degree

The French education system is dysfunctional
yet they refuse improvement just like everybody
else – I don’t have to read books for fun, our inter-
subjective consensus reality is the funniest book
that ever was and I am reading on, though I have
failed in managing myself, the rest of the world is
mostly doing the same

Except for the young dancers on So You Think You
Can Dance who astound with humble acceptance
of criticism, learning and getting better without the
bitter tears I would have shed on being criticised
so much – this is a wonderful alternative reality
a superb parallel universe to whatever
other atrocious probabilities

Might possibly be in existence out there!

Sharon Osbourne’s Soul

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Spent some time scrutinizing Sharon Osbourne’s
comments on Susan Boyle, she made the same
mistake we all make when we feel threatened and
cover up with false levity

When reminded of things we are trying to forget
buried beneath a thick veneer of sophisticated
insouciance, when our own vulnerability and
previous challenges are highlighted

We launch into a barrage of insane remarks to flee
the confrontation as we recognize ourselves within
another’s image, cringing as memories flood the
mind and expose the soul

The naked soul without liposuction, plastic surgery
magic creams and hairdressing…
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Exploiting Child Adoption

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A programme about exploiting child adoption
I am growing angrier and angrier, adopting
children is a minefield of money-mongering,
the adoptive cycle proves too lucrative, African
children brought up as privileged suing parents
for taking them out of their cultural context

Someone makes money for every transaction
human trafficking Hollywood-style, a rich star
needing attention, doing something catching
to receive free coverage – oh brilliant, what
fun, both kids and adoptive parents and those
giving up the kid making profit from this

Man, the world of finance is fun, money for
everyone, just complain about injustice in
every good deed that is done and make a
double deal from it, first save the kid from
poverty by selling it and paying the parents
then sue the adoptive parents again

Claiming privileges are not acceptable unless
cultural taboos are met, adoption across the
cultural divide means lots of money for
everyone...
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Wendelin Wiedeking, Visionary-King

Now I’d better think up a story about
Wendelin Wiedeking, new Visionary-King
who deposed Oberon, won Titania’s hand
played the flute so Hamlin rats followed
him wondering why everything he touched
turned to gold, trying to usurp his power
not understanding he created work
and opportunity for dwarfs

Willing to work and sing while making
Porsches to be test-driven on BBC’s Top Gear
he knows nobody can grow poor
enough to make the poor rich

If the rich stop creating jobs and money
there is no opportunity; capitalism is
socially unequal - visionaries grow rich
creating jobs for hungry imbeciles eating
empty ideals

‘Tho jealous of their talent socialism is clear
to them because it spreads misery equally
between the Good, the Bad and the Ugly…