Undeclared, Unauthorised Existence

Rogatory Commission No. XX issued by Mrs Bigtoe,
the eternal foe of all criminals, examining magistrate
at the specialized interregional jurisdictions at the
Court of First Instance of Lyons

Proceedings against Mr Goodfellow born in the year
of the Gnat in the Estuary, who is charged with the
following: Unauthorised import of drugs and
unauthorised transport of drugs

Import of undeclared goods dangerous to morality and
public security – this criminal has an undeclared and
unauthorised existence, should be shot for being an
imposter of the respectable being

He would have been if he were not forever dabbling with
drugs, remand him in custody, sentence him to long
imprisonment so he can perfect his skills among
fellow criminals

This is the way modern humanity deals with this vermin
pestering the earth and enslaving innocent members
of the species who would have been mere drunks if
they had no access to drugs…