New scenes for my government service
opera: one hapless civil servant doing
back bends in lift, doors closing, bends
too far back, head squashed by lift doors,
head exploding like a melon (no gory
blood in my opera!)
A second civil servant exercising in front
of coat rack bends back and bangs head
on its iron pole (the coat rack we have,
more useful to attack James Bond’s
enemies, as in a previous opera
episode)
Hanlie says we should enact the opera
sometime, I agree, I would like to do the
James Bond scenes with high heels,
crushing all 007’s enemies!
back bends in lift, doors closing, bends
too far back, head squashed by lift doors,
head exploding like a melon (no gory
blood in my opera!)
A second civil servant exercising in front
of coat rack bends back and bangs head
on its iron pole (the coat rack we have,
more useful to attack James Bond’s
enemies, as in a previous opera
episode)
Hanlie says we should enact the opera
sometime, I agree, I would like to do the
James Bond scenes with high heels,
crushing all 007’s enemies!
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