Brilliant Story-Telling Ability [REVISED]

Acronyms: - Wonder Of The Modern Age [WOTMA, a
new one] and Bane Of My Life [BOML]; for those who
love acronyms this might sound like a bomb-shell but
looking up endless overlapping pseudo-words which
camouflage full terms concerned worsens blood sugar
lows bringing about a delusional state - so therefore
hallucinations are not far-off - I stare at acronym ASF
bemused - finding variations enough to confuse the
staunchest, most dedicated disciples of ubiquitous
and multipurpose acronym use

Astronaut Scholarship Foundation sounds esoteric -
like a Sitchin account of the splitting of Tiamat with
subsequent advent of Anunnaki; Astounding Science
Fiction & American Schizophrenia Foundation – head
voices telling strange tales; the Angelman Syndrome
Foundation sounds like help for mental patients who
think they’re children of ancient Angel Men Sitchin
claimed were sent by planet Niburu to Earth when
two astronauts, the brothers Enlil and Enki, had
a disagreement regarding man's future

Enki's betrayal of his kind was Avenged Sevenfold
and through Arcane Spell Failure life on planet Earth
was destroyed by a flood; yet Sitchin's Mesopotamian
iconography is criticised by sceptics without imagination
who use vitriolic abuse as Automatic Stripping Factor to
dispel the delightful dream of quantum physicists' Many
World's theory - Sitchin's disciples fight back by using
the Internet as Anti-silencing Factor- I have to change
my views as this sparkling ASF acronym invigorates

With its brilliant story-telling ability - enclosed within
these alternate meanings…

[22 August 2014]