There’s no intricacies hidden in it - we can see through
to the other side easily; no misnomers where those old
adages are casually stretched over faux nomenclature,
and aptly taped in places where bullshit baffles brains
Who’d’ve thought it was worth trying to get away with -
making them seem the most appropriate words paints
warnings: harken here, this’s another in-situ attempt t’
radically crucify anything rated as just common-sense
So where d’ these codswallop doyens of bureaucratic
redundancy draw the line on flapdoodle and malarky;
th’ argument of being pragmatically businesslike isn’t
a thesaurus of felicity and appurtenance in any way
And judging from what we’ve read here today, it won’t
ever be listed among the top auspicious phrases we’d
like to see snaffled in tomato sauce, & plagiarised with
grated cheese before posting on the bulletin boards
© 4 October 2016, I. D. Carswell
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