How The Dinosaurs Died (Revised)

How develop evergreen self-esteem when yesterday’s
regime – 2 kinds of rolls, fresh and warm– can be seen
in swollen eyelids and facial expression effect

‘Tis unfair to know all bread and dough is explicitly
forbidden, ‘tis so unfair it strengthens my theory the
dinosaurs’ extinction was also due to wheat allergy

Forced to subsist on grass and grain, they expired with
sinuses swollen, unseeing eyes, low blood sugar and
muscle weakness, all symptoms of food intolerance

It caused their universal demise; I shall not force my
surmise on science but until I die I shall be the only
one who intimately knows how the dinosaurs died!


[ORIGINAL:]

Eyelids swollen, how to develop evergreen self-esteem
when yesterday’s regime – two kinds of rolls, fresh and
warm – can be seen in the effect on my facial skin?

‘Tis unfair, it is, it is, to know all kinds of bread and dough
is forbidden, ‘tis so unfair, strengthening my theory that
dinosaurs went extinct being allergic to wheat like me

Forced to subsist on grass and grain, they expired with
swollen sinuses and unseeing eyes, low blood sugar and
muscle weakness, all symptoms of food intolerance

This caused their universal demise; I shall not force my
surmise on scientific men, but until I die, I shall be the
only one who knows how the dinosaurs died!


‘Evergreen self-esteem’ – Coined by Terry Pratchett in
his new book “Snuff” [Lord Rust, p. 62]