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Irate translator: ‘Good Morning Ladies
Just wanted to inform you, although I
waited the whole day yesterday, the
courier did not pitch up.’
Sherlock Holmes – Incumbent of the post
Language Practitioner:
‘Don’t know what gremlin got into the system
I’m flummoxed and flabbergasted, now playing
sleuth and investigating; if I were Miss Marple
there would have been a few murders in the offing
As it is, I suppose it is pure oversight or even
malicious spite from spirits, demons or something
more atrocious, just keep your calm and we’ll
whistle the storm down!
I requested a courier to be sent to your august self
to collect the most important documents - now
to find where the system broke down…
Kind regards, Sherlock Holmes.’
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