Rest In Peace [Rev.]

I have my new James Bond movie role
down pat, I’ll be the old crone acting as
Doctor No’s disciple; so when the bullet
is fired to kill the invincible James, he’ll
use me as a shield

As his enemy is readying to fire, ‘Sean
Connery’ James will first see all in the
mirror, turning me to take the full blow
while he bows low & flees this venue
on his way to tryst with another Lady

Fair; then using my crutch as a gun to
slay the bandits - James will run off to
more adventure, romance, a deep-sea
dive, another life, blowing a gracious
kiss to my body deceased

And thus I shall then rest in peace


[Original:]

I have my new James Bond movie role
down pat, I'll be the old crone acting as
a disciple of Doctor No, when the bullet
is fired to kill the invincible James, he'll
use me as a shield

As his enemy is getting ready to fire the
first Sean Connery-James will see all in
a mirror and turn me to take the full blow
while he bows low and flees the venue to
go for another tryst

With a lady fair, after using my crutch as a
gun and shooting the bandits, James will
blow my dead body a kiss and run to more
adventure and romance, another deep-
sea dive, another life

While I shall rest in peace