[Diary Notes]
My old cell phone tried to commit suicide by sliding
into the couch & hiding out of sight, I’ll need buy a
new one or get a battery for the oldie; the Crocodile-
Castle-Master says he can buy it from the Pakistani,
I remind him an iPod I bought there sounded terrible,
but I'm willing to try again as I love my old phone -
so safe and familiar - nursing a headache, I wanted
looking at past victories - opened an old translation
of mine to gloat about my prowess, but it's riddled
with so many mistakes, and it's really shocking, so
I’m looking for things to cheer me up - yet even this
Asterix edition* can't stop sensation of crushing skull
Imploding on itself; maybe it's time to get rid of old
documents and try follow my guru’s advice: create
a new past for myself - I could play I was a secret
agent in Government Service with a Machiavellian
detachment towards aggressive manipulators & I
worked slowly to gain access to secret documents
& with that fantasy in place I should drink a pink gin
and tonic and wait for James Bond crashing into me
house to collect the secret papers I have stolen for
the Spies while running around with a wet towel on
my head in defiance of the South African sun every
afternoon delivering secret messages to my spying
Friends speaking French, but singing German songs
when all were inebriated drinking Martini’s - we spies
being careful to conceal home language preferences
and those who could spoke Arabic and IsiZulu: what
fun - all for being spies hiding behind the façade - of
an unobtrusive Government Languages Department
*Asterix Edition: Five Adventures in one Book
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