The Glass Clock of Bad Schüschein

A Wicked* Man once captured Milady
Time in a Glass Clock he had made,
luckily one spring, not made of
glass, broke it apart

Milady Time was set free and the
Wicked Man aged ten thousand years
in a second and crumpled to dust

The Moral of the Tale is: It Is
Wrong To Trap Non-Existent Women
In Glass Clocks Because

When They Escape, Chaos Ensues
Waste Time - Make time –
Lose Time and
Buy Time

Terry Pratchett “Thief of Time”
*A Wicked Clock-Maker