The Magic Witchcraft of Makeup

Such immense fun listening to Jimmy Soul singing -  

If you want to be happy never make a pretty woman

your wife - the Internet has showed us that ANY girl

looks beautiful using the magic witchcraft of makeup

 

Thus the concept of ugly women has been wiped from

the table forevermore, now it is a choice: Whether a

woman wants to spend 4 hours on getting make-up

perfect like the enchanting Marilyn Monroe did -

 

Complaining in interviews she was unhappy to begin

with - then unhappily married, continuing the woeful

tale; or whether a woman would rather do something

more creative than reinventing her face every day

 

Maybe reinventing her mind and giving attention to the

inside of her head instead of doing her hair twice a day,

rather reflecting on spiritual ideas or lack thereof, and

considering whether she HAS or IS a soul, or whether

 

There is no such thing - but when looks & appearance

is the sum total of her existence - I would recommend

finding a woman less well-groomed and concentrating

on accomplishing more than creating illusions - while

 

Creating illusions increases the entertainment industry’s

profits & I also prefer looking at Lady Diana than an old

worn-out face - but pretty women are for rich men who

own a casting couch and can demand anything for the

 

Price of fame - while normal people prefer values and

standards by which they can live in peace & obscurity,

(unless Facebook makes them dream of instant fame)

and relationships have no external, exploitative value

 

As consciousness delights in preparing for eternity

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JIMMY SOUL

If You Want To Be Happy (for The Rest Of Your Life) Lyrics

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,

never make a pretty woman your wife, so from

my personal point of view - get an ugly girl to

marry you, a pretty woman makes her husband

look small & very often causes his downfall

 

As soon as he marries her, then she starts to

do the things that will break his heart, but if you

make an ugly woman your wife, you'll be happy

for the rest of your life, an ugly woman cooks

her meals on time - she'll always give you…

…..peace of mind….

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