Monday, September 5, 2022

Darker And Deadlier & Potato Dish Angst

Darker And Deadlier 

Watching Daniel Craig’s James Bond sufferings in Casino Royale

and No Time To Die, I conclude Barbara Broccoli is out for revenge

for years of the Bond franchise frittering away the chance to make

audiences suffer, as James Bond is martyred we shrink in our seats

 

And I long for the old guard, Sean Connery looking impeccable in a

suit making jokes about everything and saving beautiful women -

poor Daniel Craig watched the girl of his dreams paying government

funds to save his life, but since she had connived against him before

 

The event, she chose to die as he tried to save her, a sad Bond first 

totally against my principles, a Bond girl dying through suicide, while 

in No time To Die - and spoiler alert prevents me from revealing what

Barbara Broccoli did: the Bond girl stays alive, but at a terrible price -

 

The avenging Barbara completely destroyed the bantering old Bond

with its frivolous joy - to replace it with ice-cold ‘reality’ - darker and

deadlier than anything Lady Macbeth ever did! 

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Potato Dish Angst

Potato Dish Angst after eating tonight, the allergy effect

resurfacing and I’m too tired and brain-dead to care - the

only thing that really interest me is sleeping, complaining

to all and sundry that I can’t accept James Bond is dead

and it is not fair, a whole anthropomorphic universe was

developed just for him and Barbara Broccoli killed him -

 

There is another James Bond, a Wonder Woman version,

but Gal Gadot clones should stay in their own franchise -

Judi Dench as M being killed was awful enough, but NO,

more deaths were to come and poor Daniel Craig had to

watch as death descended upon him, though I do imagine

it would still be possible to claim he was saved at the last

 

Minute, living on to enjoy retirement in the Bahamas some-

where: anything to save James Bond for all time to come…

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