Saturday, April 2, 2022

A Friendly Person Am I


I’m very friendly, Alice said, a very friendly

person am I, with such kindly intent - and

yet when I have honoured my fellow-men

and women - with my advice, I don’t hear

from them again, when I advised my friend

 

The Plaintive Sir Knight that Barb Ho - his

arch-enemy, was just like the devil himself

therefore he was free to laugh at her wiles

as she tried to slander the most beautiful

Nightingale-Princess that ever escaped a

 

Fairytale - because I have been laughing

at the devil myself since reading Giovanni

Guareschi’s Don Camiilo and the Devil -

then round about that time I never heard

from him again - Alice sighed - and when

 

I most decorously admonished a stranger

on the Troglodyte-site when he proposed

to relieve Princess Amira of her title - all

because she is grown 18 years old - that

Leo Buscaglio said most people are sad

 

And alone and why does he feel the need

to relegate our Nightingale to the status

of lonely and empty - I never received a

reply - ‘tis really sad, I don’t make friends

on the Internet, not even imaginary ones

 

But Peter Pan from Neverland promised

Me a DVD - my brother Peter Pan stays

on my side even when I fall asleep trying 

to watch his recommended movies - he

shall add it to Google Drive - now after

 

Confessing my sins and reflecting on the

delight of family, I am going to reform; stop

offering the ungrateful world my unwelcome,

but oh so strong and healthy advice!

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