The Most Intelligent Knight

A CharKnight 

What every woman should have is a CharKnight, 

never perfect, but with a most important ingredient 
to make her heart sing: a man who gives her a sweet 
fantasy - When kind people with good intentions

May tell the CharLadies they are short and frumpish, 
wanting them to live in ice-cold reality with grey ashes 
and lost love as good for the morale, trust a CharKnight: 
Though he twitches at night hearing the sound of 

Her foghorn voice, though he marches thinking he's always 
right: he really IS the most intelligent Knight in the universe 
because he creates a fantasy for his CharLady: he never 
calls her ugly, doesn't even know what she's wearing 

He always sees her as beautiful even when she isn't, on 
testing we find the fantasy lives in his eyes, when a Char-
Knight makes a CharLady feel lovely while she's being 
Dutiful, I recommend she treats him kindly as he falters

And calls on Bacchus for help when she brings chaos in 
her wake, and when others point out a CharLady has lost  
her bloom, she need only keep listening to her CharKnight 
calling her his beautiful love - and then she will be 

As sweet as a dove, happily smiling, cleaning and dreaming 
in his fantasy...