Dreams of Quantum Physics

“Yes: scribes of all kinds are so boring, nobody reads them,
we prefer to read the buccaneers and mavericks with lovely
ideas and theories up their sleeves who entertain & contribute
to expanding the infinite parallel realities universe of quantum
physics and allow the human mind freedom to improvise
instead of tethering it to whatever constricting definitions
keep you happy.”

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Dr Heiser’s Request:

“Dear Ancient Astronaut Enthusiast, this letter’s
intent is in research’s interest, kindly provide
answers and data to support your theories.”

MY REPLY:

Dear Doctor Heiser, As a bookworm and Pyramidiot, I
find reading Sitchin interesting and amusing, exciting
and enjoyable while other sources are boring to read;
without the imaginative Sitchin component, the clay
tablets’ contents become lacklustre.

Dr Heiser:

1. Can you please provide transcripts of Zecharia Sitchin's
academic ancient language work? I would like to post this
information on my website.

REPLY:

I would read the information with great interest – though Sitchin’s
books are interesting and riveting enough to keep the reader
happily occupied without this – it would be lovely to have it.
Since a variety of theories makes the world a richer, more
interesting place, I would love to find more imaginative
theories as different interpretations of the same
material are so gratifying.

2. Can you explain why Sitchin's work on Genesis 1:26-27 overlooks
so many obvious grammatical indications that the word elohim in that
passage refers to a single deity?

REPLY:

Good grief no, who cares?

3. Can you explain why Zecharia Sitchin (or you in turn) have not
included the comparative linguistic material from the Amarna texts
that shows the Akkadian language also uses the plural word for
"gods" to refer to a single deity or person?

REPLY:

I plead guilty your honour – the only explanation I can give for
remaining remiss in doing this is laziness and fascination with
the imagination – what reasons Sitchin has I cannot fathom,
and I don’t give a damn – please forgive Rhett Butler’s
influence… [It is all Gone WithThe Wind]

4. Can you explain how the interpretation of the word "nephilim"
as referring to "people of the fiery rockets" is viable in light
of the rules of Hebrew morphology? Can you bring forth an
ancient text where naphal has such a meaning?

REPLY:

Nope, and it does not bother me at all – I am not a scholar, you
know, and refuse to be pedantic and bore other people to death –
I leave it to others and follow the dreams of quantum physics.

5. Can you produce a text that says the Anunnaki come from
the planet Nibiru or that Nibiru is a planet beyond Pluto? Study
the 182 occurrences of "Anunnaki" in a search online at the
Electronic Corpus of Sumerian Literature website.

REPLY:

Ugh, you succeed in making these exciting ideas into the most
boring material – you do your bit and bore your students with
scientific research while the rest of us have fun, how’s that?

6. Can you explain why the alleged sun symbol on cylinder seal
VA 243 is not the normal sun symbol or the symbol for the
sun god Shamash?

REPLY:

Nope, and I couldn’t care less. Since I cannot do anything else
with Sitchin than read and enjoy him, I need not try to be
pedantic and pedagogic at all.

7. Can you explain why your god = planet equivalencies do not
match the listings of such matching in cuneiform astronomical
texts? I provided a scholarly article on the planets in cuneiform
literature as proof that Sitchin erred in this regard.

REPLY:

I am sure this must be riveting reading – I am sure those inured to
the rigours of scholarly officialese cannot wait to digest this brilliant
and marvellously exciting article!

8. Can you explain why many of Sitchin's word meanings of
Sumerian and Mesopotamian words are not consistent with
Mesopotamian cuneiform bilingual dictionaries, produced
by Akkadian scribes?

REPLY:

Yes: scribes of all kinds are so boring, nobody reads them,
we prefer to read the buccaneers and mavericks with lovely
ideas and theories up their sleeves who entertain & contribute
to expanding the infinite parallel realities universe of quantum
physics and allow the human mind freedom to improvise
instead of tethering it to whatever constricting definitions
keep you happy.

“Thank you for taking the time to respond. I will of course
post any responses on this site.”

REPLY:

The pleasure is all mine, I assure you.

“Sincerely, Michael Heiser, Ph.D.”

sitchiniswrong.com

“1001 Time Formations”

Yesterday was lovely, test-driving multi-focals in
a workshop, copying from Dr Streetmentioner’s
Time Traveler’s Handbook delineating 1001 Time
Formations

While the academic professor explained the corpus
of a language, statistics of repetitive words – “the” is
way ahead of all the others – I stared fascinated at
descriptions from further future or further past

Most readers give up at the Future Semiconditionally
Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional
I could see why, this tangle is meant for the stout-hearted
only, boldly I traversed amazing formulations:

*“Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the universe is
(wioll haven be) enclosed in a time bubble, guests take
places (willan on-take) and eat (willan on-eat) while
watching (willing watchen) the creation explode

You arrive (mayan arrivan on-when) without prior (late
for-when) reservation, you book retrospectively (on-book
haventa forewhen presooning returningwenta retrohome)
you meet and dine (mayan meetan con with dinan on when)

With all kinds of life in space and time, you can visit often
(mayanon-visit reonvisiting) – with Douglas Adams as my
guide, such an academic exercise becomes riveting…


*Quoted from “The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide” Douglas
Adams pp.213 214

Crinkly Bindlewurdles

The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide in a drugstore bag,
my aphrodisiac and anti-depressant, starting each day
with Grunthos the Flatulent’s twelve-book epic
‘Favourite Bath-time Gurgles’ giggling while reading

Azgoth of Kri Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz has me screaming
delight with ‘Oh freddled gruntbuggly’ and Ford Prefect
is wracked by spasms ‘Thy micturations are to me as
plurdled gabble-blotchits on a lurgid bee, Groop
I implore thee’

Ford wrenching his head ‘Hooptiously drangle me with
crinkly bindlewurdles - I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon’ heart inflating with hooptious
joy I cannot describe adequately

Completed by analysis Arthur likes the ‘metaphysical
imagery & rhythmic devices counterpointing surrealism
of underlying metaphor of the Vogonity of the poet’s
compassionate soul contriving to sublimate this, transcend
that and come to terms with the dichotomies of the other’

– Oh, mischievous mirth, Azgoth and Vogon poetry only
for me – Lewis Carrol filled with glee in afterlife
dimensions – can't return to anything serious while these
gurgles make mincemeat of life’s hurdles, I shall
‘Gobberwarts all with my Blurglecruncheon’ today,
be ‘Plurdled by the Gabbleblotchits of the Freddled
Gruntbuggly’s Micturations,

I want the Groop to drangle me with its crinkly
Bindlewurdles’ – I never want to be rational
or sane again!


ORIGINAL:

Inseparable from The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide carried in
a drugstore bag, my aphrodisiac, anti-depressant, sedative
tranquilliser and pacifier, starting every day with Grunthos
the Flatulent’s twelve-book epic ‘Favourite Bathtime Gurgles’
giggling while reading - I love this Azgoth of Kria

I always pay tribute to my favourite Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
by reading ‘Oh freddled gruntbuggly’ screaming in delight
when Ford Prefect is wracked by spasms - continuing with
‘Thy micturations are to me as plurdled gabbleblotchits on
a lurgid bee, Groop I implore thee’

The Vogon relentlessly continues, Ford wrenching his head
‘And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles or I
will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon’
and while my breast inflates with a hooptious joy I cannot
describe adequately, my joy is completed by analysis

Arthur liked the ‘metaphysical imagery’ and ‘rhythmic devices
which counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor
of the Vogonity of the poet’s compassionate soul contriving to
sublimate this, transcend that and come to terms with the
dichotomies of the other’ – oh, mischievous mirth

Only Azgoth and Vogon poetry for me from now on, I am
sure Lewis Carrol is filled with glee - I cannot return to
anything serious while gurgles of this kind make mince-
meat of all of life’s hurdles, today I shall ‘Gobberwarts
everything with my Blurglecruncheon’ also

I want to be ‘Plurdled by the Gabbleblotchits of the Freddled
Gruntbuggly’s micturations, I want the Groop to drangle me
with its crinkly Bindlewurdles’ - I never want to be
rational or sane again!


The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide by Douglas Adams
Omnibus Edition Wings Books 1996, quotes taken
from p. 45, 46, 47