Friday, April 24, 2009

Our New Footrests

24 April 2009: We received our new
footrests, a perfect Bond-weapon, a
heavy board unattached to the metal
underneath, pick it up and clobber any
enemies over the head, we could stage
a general tumult with all sides fighting
each other with these boards, possibilities
are endless – but as footrests, I’m sorry to
say, they are not very well suited, falling
apart when I move my feet, requiring
frequent trips to the area underneath
my table to put the contraption
together again…

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