Spontaneous Combustion

I was seriously distracted from my sweet hibernation by

starting to burn from inside; aha, I thought, spontaneous

combustion, as I waddled forth, soles of my feet burning

and my legs and feet trying to burst from the flaming skin;

I am going up in flames – though the fire and smoke never

came – then I told my twin sis of my adding kiwi fruit to our

diet and she saw the light: kiwi fruit is highly acidic, together

with pineapple and banana it nearly killed her – my pain was

the result of sugar causing high acidity kindling fire in my body

I realised spontaneous combustion has been caused by acid

in people, makes sense to me, got hold of soda water - drank 
enough to fill a trough, feel acid-free and almost human and it 
seems my brain is threatening to wake up again, thank heaven 
a pervasive feeling of aggression towards life is also subsiding 
I'm almost alive in this strange universe….