Friday, June 19, 2009

Flamboyantly Going Overboard

In usual style, flamboyantly going
overboard, took too much Pseudo-
ephedrine, two pills at a time, another
two as I went to bed; didn’t sleep a wink

Nose and face feels horrible in an awful
new way, going mad in a different way than
before, this is beyond description disgusting,
one should take half a pill at a time

Where’s those poisonous mushrooms I’ve
been dreaming about - or salmonella; anything
that is effective, strychnine or cyanide; no more
pain for me, thank you very much

Feel too bad to even sneakily read Pratchett at
work, the Springbok cricket team lost to Pakistan,
our men are in a depression so bad, the likes of
it has never been seen on this continent

The only relief I can think of is vodka, lots of
vodka – to stop feeling the pain…

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