[Diary Notes - Sunday 21 August 2022]
I give up - after spending a successful evening watching TV,
getting through social niceties without tearing out my hair - I
crawled into bed happy with my success, to discover I’m wide
awake and hungry at this late hour, no more headache - but
No peace also, so I crawled out again for a sandwich and tea
guaranteed to exact vengeance again, yet lying awake staring
into the dark is not exciting enough to keep forcing myself to fall
asleep: now I can ponder the troll on the Internet who called me
An uneducated barbarian, wish I could find her comment to reply
I’m overcome by her high, exalted, self-congratulatory self - that
I’m deeply honoured that such a self-declared deity took notice
of my unworthy person and took the trouble to sort me out - but
My laptop can’t trace the origins of this brilliant being who sees
herself as the most scintillating, intelligent and refined creature
alive; given my track record under the guidance of the little alien
in my head & the simpleton living my life, every word she wrote
Must be true - if only I could thank her for trying to provide me
with enough criticism to make me cry myself to sleep for the
rest of my life - if only I could get a glimpse of this woman who
looks down on little idiots like me, to see what the possessor of
Such an amazing intellect looks like - and pay homage to her in
the most sarcastic terms the mischievous little alien can think of
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