Friday, October 21, 2022

She Found Wasps Had Stings

From the earliest times people have been telling fables to

warn young people against sycopants who use flattery to

put their victims at ease & then exploit or hurt them, wise

men told kids that they are in charge and can chase

 

Sycopants away, the flattery and compliments do not put

anyone under the obligation to suffer bad company of any

kind and if the kids did not listen and got into trouble, they

would only have themselves to blame

 

FABLE VIII  Lady and Wasp

 

What stupid nonsense must Beauty endure in

diurnal duty, buzzing and whispers from stores

of the fatuities of bores, yet such impertinence

must be pleasing, or Beauty would resent such

 

Teazing: a flap will drive a fly away, a frown will

drive a dog to bay, so if the insects are persistent

'twas Beauty that was inconsistent & if she does

not know herself, blame not the persecuting elf

 

It chanced upon a summer day that Beauty in her

boudoir lay, the best work of God's fair creatures

contemplated her faultless features, but a wasp

assailed her so reclined, bred of a persecuting

 

Kind, he advanced, then retreated, till Beauty's face

grew hot & she smote him with her fan as she said

‘Wasps are excessively ill bred’ but the wasp replied

‘Alas before you blame me, look in your mirror

 

'Twas your beauty which caused me to presume;

those cherry lips, that youthful bloom, allured me

from the peaches to Beauty which of course the

soul o'erreaches’ --- ‘Don't hit him’ Beauty cried

 

‘The race of wasps is much belied; I must recant

what I have said, wasps are remarkably well bred’

away Sir Sting fled - went boasting amongst his

friends Beauty toasting; and as his burgundy he

 

Sips, he showed the sugar on his lips, away the

greedy host then gathered, where they thought

dalliance fair was feathered, they fluttered round

her, sipped her tea, and lived in quarters fair and

 

Free; nor were they banished, till she found that

wasps had stings and felt the wounds & cried

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FABLES OF JOHN GAY

(SOMEWHAT ALTERED - Altered some more)

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/26199/26199-h/26199-h.htm

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