Wednesday, February 17, 2010

TV Addicted Freak

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An internet surfing, TV addicted
total freak recording his musings
and deeming them so important
he sends them to Presidents

Spinning tales about pig farms and
his grandmother eating ham, crops
of maize replaced by sorghum, dying
tavern-keepers and global warming

Coolly informing the French President
now is their chance for a humanitarian
deed: take in climate refugees, teach
them French and practice getting rid

Of Xenophobia, indeed! I am sure the
President has been waiting to hear
from this self-important author
his whole life long!
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