Our hero, Chamsddine Vinguidassalom, driving his Lamborghini,
throws back his hair, thinking contemptuously that BBC’ Top Gear
Jeremy once drove a Lamborghini, that peasants like journalists
are allowed to drive his sacrosanct car is beyond him, it should
be taboo to the populace, only billionaires like himself should
be allowed anywhere near it
Rounding a corner, he crashes into the humble car of Valiantsina
Hrybouskaya, our heroine, her car broke down in the middle of
the road, no Top Gear team around to bail her out, tinkle, tinkle
one of the headlamps of the Lamborghini breaks ominously
Chamsddine jumps out furiously, ready to annihilate our
heroine, but as she unfolds her Swedish beauty
He stares in wondering amazement at her svelte Swedish height
governed by a chemical reaction absolutely incomprehensible
to himself, he falls on his knees and apologises for bumping
into her car, Valiantsina looks at him with real contempt and
tells him to stop his antics and help her move her car to the
side of the road, her helpers watching from the bushes
Wait for our hero to move before jumping into his Lamborghini and
driving off at great speed, Valiantsina with them, Chamsddine
heartbroken and lost, did you think this is a comedy? – No,
this is a most horrible tragedy, to lose a Lamborghini
is the worst pain a man can ever feel…
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