Alice And Quantum Superposition

So Alice dear, Mother Superior said, come relay this important

Permit about Agricultural Regulations, start by writing a treatise

of 300 pages about the denotation and connotation of the word

Permit and then another 300 about the uses in South African

English of the words Agricultural and Regulations, make a list

of every Internet site where these words are used and quote

 

Every usage with detailed examples and analyse the why and

the wherefore, the chronological appearance of every term and

the languages which first gave birth to such scientific terms,

Alice listened in shock, as fumes of impatience came out of

Mother Superior’s mouth Alice wrote down every word Mother

said and when the lofty lady left the darkened lair where Alice

 

Was chained to a sad little desk there was an explosion and

Alice’s head exploded, just as Alice was gasping for breath

and suffocating, Marie Antoinette, all pink frock and frills ran

into Alice’s lair and grabbing her by the hair started to shake

her about while exclaiming - Alice, you have messed up my

perfect register list, the document numbers are wrong and

 

The due dates do not reflect my rejection of Schrödinger's

quantum superposition, you left the option open of the

translation being done or not when the due date arrives!

Stupefied Alice died, there was no way she could explain

that Schrödinger's conundrum was not under her control…