Same Kind Of Unflattering Dress

[Diary Notes]

I am the notorious USB-port destroyer, one on

my own laptop destroyed and now I have also

destroyed the USB-port on the Holy Computer

of the Lord and Master of the Crocodile Castle

A gadget must enter & leave the port in a straight

line, it seems I pulled it out at an angle and now

the port cannot be used anymore, I'm very sorry

but it's too late for amends - this day is a loss

Because I tried doing some sewing on the lilac

dress I've kept 'cause the Duchess bought it for

me & I love the color, yet the dress is too long,

the hem can't be cut off, said every seamstress

I applied to, so I tried to fold the sides in & used a

long needle to keep it that way, but I was as blind

as a bat when they taught sewing at school & did

not have glasses, I couldn't thread a needle, then

Could not sew little stitches, every sewing attempt

ends in disaster and a terrible headache, after my

latest piece of sewing I look like King Henry VIII of

England: my fabric is lilac & purple, but we're both

Wearing the same kind of unflattering dress and the

moment I dabble in sharp needles and thread I start

feeling ill - though I can play with stories and poetry

all day and feel excellent - just do not give me a

Source text to relay scientifically correct into a target

language and then change all my sentences to make

it look like the boring original, it drives me insane and

a psychotic me is not something you should see when

You're a normal human being, soft-spoken & well-bred,

since seeing Rumpelstilzkin stamping his foot through

the floor in the place of the person expected to spin dry

straw into gold, is not good for anyone's peace of mind